Fall Moon

I hope you can read this. It is the instruction label on one of those quarter merry go round kids rides and it was clear that it was made in another country with the funny translation and wording. I love it!

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Funny Family Conversations and Quotes

12/10 "Lyndi, maybe some day you'll be a big girl and help clean up your room better" Lyndi- "Hmmm maybe Daphne will" Me- " No maybe you can be be big and clean up after yourself" Lyndi- "Well maybe someday I'll have a mommy who is nice and not mean sometimes"
8/10 Lyndi is very good at coming up with Funny names for things and people. Some of her little stuffed animals have the best ones: Chiefy (the Koala), Chubb (The Bulldog), Sharp (the Eagle), Kitty (The Beagle), Torcha (the Dragon), Seal (the seal-original I know, but its funny because usually she's so creative), and Last but not least, inspite of my motherly protests- Weener (The Dachshund).
3/10 "Somebody wipe me fer sale! Somebody wipe me fer SALE!" (This is what I woke up to this morning as Lyndi yelled to us from the bathroom)
4/09 Some of Lyndi's vocab: fingern- finger, cheddar cheddars- Better Cheddars, squisquird- Squidward, cwabby cwabbies- Crabby Patties, insterding- Interesting, chin chin ladas- enchiladas, sumping- something, janjerus- dangerous, boice- voice, assidink- accident 8/10 poscible- popsicle
3/09 "Mommy why that yady mad? Hers eyebwows is mad!" (Lyndi asked me this when were at Ross and the lady checking us out had those really skinny penciled eyebrows.)
2/09 "Mom, I pee slow, and don't run- you make a my hair cwazy!" (I told Lyndi we had to hurry really fast cause mommy needed to go potty real quick.)
3/20/09 "Whoa, that baby is creepy!" (when asked why she said that) "Yook at hers eye, they crazy yike Yucky's!" (Lucky is the Mac fam dog-Jake took Lyndi with him over to his cousins house and they have a little 7 month old girl. Lyndi ran up to see her then said that to Jake's suprise and embarrasment.)
1/09 I told Lyndi her shirt said My Dad Is the Man when I put it on her. Later that day she went up to Jake and told him it said "My Dad is Mad", so he corrected her and said "No, it says my dad is the man" so she thoughtfully replied "Hmmm, I like that story"
10/18/08 "Aw man why did they take that out, its just people burning?!"(We were watching a scary vampire movie on our clearplay editer and their was a skip in the scene when my father in law said this)
9/1/08 "Gamma shoes....Gamma MAD!" (Lyndi found some black high heels and put them on her hands and stomped on the ground with them, wrinkled up her nose and with her "mad voice" said this)
spring of 05' ? "I call this supreme!" (Shea was about 5 when my fam went to the red butte gardens and when he looked down a whole row of gorgeous irises he exclaimed this with his hands out wide)
4/24/06 "It's BLOOD TIME!!" (Isaac after going to the bathroom and wiggling out his first tooth and holding it high)
4/23/06 When asked the question "What do you think Lyndi will look like?" Isaac said "Well I know one thing for sure, she WILL have chubby rubbers" (code for a girl chest)
4/20/06 "Hey how do they get the baby out?" Becky (my mother in law and his mom)-" The Dr gets them out" Isaac-"No, how?" Becky- "They use special instruments" Isaac- " Like musical instruments?" (with fingers in snake charming flute positions)(We were in the hospital with my first labor( pre mature so they stopped it) and Isaac (6yrs old) was watching the monitors showing the contractions and heart rate when a famous question popped into his mind.)
10/13/08 "Oh my dosh mamma that was incwedable (incredible)!"(Lyndi and I had gotten in the car and she was very excited about the snow. When my winshield wipers turned on and sent snow flying with a big noise)
10/2/08 "What were you thinking you coulda killed her she's like 92 years old!!!" (My parents neighbor was walking by my grandma's house the other day and in passing accidentaly startled her as she was was watering her plants. Thinking it was a funny story my little bro Shea(8yrs) would appreciate he told him about how he scared our grandma and instead my brother said this back to him all horrified) Grandma's actual age 84...
10/8/08 Becca " Lyndi why didn't you go poo poo in the potty? You're supposed to go in the potty" Lyndi- "No mamma isa big one"

Sunday, May 18, 2008

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